What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.