What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.