What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.