What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.