Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Early Year Jokes More Early Year Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.