Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Early Year Jokes More Early Year Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.