Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.