What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...