What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)