What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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