What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood