What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.