What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them