How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.