How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.