How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!