How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.