Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.