Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

What's another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.