Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.