Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.