What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.