What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.