What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!