What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.