Sole Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

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The clock is still right twice a day.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How do you hit those high notes?

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

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