Sole Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Annoying.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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