What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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He needed a place to crash.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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No gain no pain.

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.