What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.