What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"