How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe