Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.