Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.