Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"