Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST