What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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What do English pirates call each other?

M80

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!