What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.