What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.