Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Time Travel Jokes More Time Travel Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is