Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.