What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.