What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.