They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
You use a spirit level.
A pittance.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
A hoedown!
They must not like Kraft
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!