What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!