What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.