What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

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Because izquierda going right.

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.