What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me