Their criminal record.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
a pianist
A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
Don't touch my marbles.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
An ambulance.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
A criminal record.
