Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .