What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days