What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!