What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....