What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

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What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

an EXcavator

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers