How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.