What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.