Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.