What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business