What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.