Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers