Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Why are we here?

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

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