How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.