What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye