What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.