What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.