What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China