What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.