What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's