What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!