What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!