What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!