Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!