Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!