What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank