What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.