What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.