Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.