Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.