Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Best vicious of the season

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.