What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!