What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

What is the longest?

Life without parole

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life